Did you hear that? It was the sound of millions of little girls’ minds exploding with glee.
The hotly anticipated 3D Hannah Montana movie is premiering in theaters tonight, and if you know a tween girl, you know all about it. In fact, you’ve probably been hearing about it for months. You probably envision browsing the Ty’s Toy Box Hannah Montana Store in your sleep, and you are probably looking forward to the day when that special little girl in your life becomes too cool for Hannah Montana, and instead develops an interest in boys.
Ha!
Anyway, the big news is that yesterday—a day before it opened—the movie set a new record for ticket presales:
The 3D movie, which features a filmed concert by “Hannah Montana” singer-actress Miley Cyrus, opens on Thursday at midnight in 684 digital 3D theaters, a Disney spokeswoman said.
Fandango.com and MovieTickets.com, the top online ticket sellers, said “Hannah Montana & Miley Cyrus: Best of Both Worlds Concert” accounted for more than three-quarters of their ticket sales as of Wednesday morning.
Fandango.com said “Hannah Montana” was the site’s best-selling concert film ever, selling out more than 1,000 showings and accounting for 91 percent of sales as of Wednesday morning.
MovieTickets.com reports that the film ranked eighth on its all-time presale list and was tracking at nearly 90 percent of sales on Wednesday.
(What was that recent study, about women controlling 85% of the spending in this economy? Did that include tween girls, do you think?)
Well, now it just remains to be seen if the movie lives up to the hype. Not that a gaggle of tween girls is likely to complain about their pop idol.
This just leaves me with two questions:
1) What, exactly, is it about a rock concert that calls for this thing to be in 3D?
and
2) Who decided that pretty little Miley Cyrus wasn’t marketable enough as a fresh-faced brunette, and then elected to turn her into a Hilary Duff clone? (And this is even more confusing now that Duff has gone brunette, I have to say.)
You remember WHAM-O, don’t you? Oh, heck—you don’t even have to remember them, because their products are still around. What I mean when I ask if you remember is whether or not you remember the commercials on TV, when we were growing up.
Ever seen those commercials for various cruises where they promise that Junior will have just as much fun as Mom and Dad, thanks to the special activities they have on board for kids? Has anyone besides me ever regarded such ads with a bit of disbelief? I mean, sure, in the commercial the kids are hanging out at the “Kids Klub” and having a blast, but we all know that in reality, little Jimmy clings to Mom’s leg and sobs while the disinterested teen in charge cracks her gum and checks her watch.
First there was the Wizard of Oz book, then the classic movie, and who can forget the Broadway musical The Wiz, right?
Wasn’t it just Christmas? It seems like we just took the tree down. And watched the ball drop. But the new year, she is a harsh taskmistress… and Valentine’s Day is just around the corner.
Once again, Scholastic comes through with a great website for kids that will get them thinking.
[Hey, it's hard to follow up the Martin Luther King, Jr. post, okay? It's not like I could possibly come up with anything nearly as important, so I'm afraid that produce-themed awards are all I have for you right now.]
I think there’s a temptation, in our society, to become to inured to that which we celebrate by national holiday. “Oh, a day off of work/school!” we crow, without much thought to why we have the day off.
I have lots of hypothetical television concerns on my mind these days, apparently. Let’s just go with it. It will pass eventually.
Last night after my children were in bed, I found myself watching television for the first time in a while. Imagine my surprise to discover that the new season of